Bill Cunningham Has a Gun: A Play in One Act

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ACT 1, SCENE 1: [A Street In Midtown Manhattan]

Girl in cape: “Oh my god! I was shot by Bill Cunningham!”

Girl in turban: “Congrats!”

Girl in cape: “I’m literally dying!”

Girl in turban: “I would too! I’m sooo jealous!”

Girl in cape: “I can’t feel my legs…”

Girl in turban: “Chic. What were you wearing!?”

*Girl in cape collapses*

Girl in turban: “So do you think it will get published?”

[CURTAIN]



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