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Dec 31st

Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...

hammerito: whatwhatwhat: cjmeetsworld: sweetnonsense: (via finders:lasso:anograms:john-o) Best ever. Brilliant I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but I did it and I loved it. It melted my cold little heart. Okay that was actually pretty awesome. amazing.

Dec 31st

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Dec 28th

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“The desire to be cool is—-ultimately—-the desire to be rescued....”

– Chuck Klosterman - Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs

Dec 28th

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Saltwater brine where you hung your crown When you washed your eyes in last night’s tea I thought you might come out from the dream to find that

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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FUCK, TOO DRUNK TO WRAP PRESENTS Y'ALL

Dec 25th

. It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents It’s Christmas eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And I’ll never talk to you again

Dec 24th

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When do you celebrate, Christmas Eve or Christmas...

I didn’t know anyone celebrated on Christmas Eve until i was in high school.

Dec 24th